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BTA (Bachman Theft Auto)

You are fighting BTA (Bachman Theft Auto).

You've seen some classic rock bands, and you've seen some daring car thefts, but you ain't seen nothing yet. This fella is taking care of business twice at once, trying to both play songs and steal cars at the same time. Naturally, with that style, the key is to make sure both song and theft can be completed in less than 60 seconds. Oh, and heroes like you need to be dealt with swiftly.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
• The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
• The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.

They hit you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! They hit you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
• They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
• The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! They takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 14-31 chips.

You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: bandolier (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: band-aid (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandana (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandwagon (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Battle of the Bands
  

References

• Refers to the band Bachman-Turner Overdrive, or BTO, and the video game series Grand Theft Auto or GTA.
• Completing theft in less than 60 seconds is a reference to the movie Gone in 60 Seconds.