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| − | |pronoun= | + | |pronoun=They |
|name=The Windows | |name=The Windows | ||
| − | |desc=These guys sing a few songs from their newest album, Songs of Love and Defenestration. Did I mention they're also filming a video? Sadly for you, they didn't ask for volunteers before getting to the defenestration part, and they think you're a willing participant. Guess their windows of perception are a little skewed. | + | |desc=These guys sing a few songs from their newest album, ''Songs of Love and Defenestration''. Did I mention they're also filming a video? Sadly for you, they didn't ask for volunteers before getting to the defenestration part, and they think you're a willing participant. Guess their windows of perception are a little skewed. |
|image=band4.jpg | |image=band4.jpg | ||
| + | |hit1=They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin. | ||
|hit2=The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. {{hitnote|{{element|sonic|}}}} | |hit2=The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. {{hitnote|{{element|sonic|}}}} | ||
|hit3=The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too. | |hit3=The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too. | ||
| − | |miss1 | + | |miss1=The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough. |
| − | + | |miss2=They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge. | |
| − | | | + | |miss3=The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless |
|chips=14-31 | |chips=14-31 | ||
|xp=(Level*8, cap 250) | |xp=(Level*8, cap 250) | ||
Revision as of 02:30, 7 September 2009
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You are fighting The Windows.
These guys sing a few songs from their newest album, Songs of Love and Defenestration. Did I mention they're also filming a video? Sadly for you, they didn't ask for volunteers before getting to the defenestration part, and they think you're a willing participant. Guess their windows of perception are a little skewed.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
- The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
- The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.
They hit you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! They hit you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
- They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
- The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! They takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 14-31 chips.
You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.
You got an item: bandolier 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: band-aid 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandana 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandwagon 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
