General Protection Fault

General Protection Fault

You are fighting General Protection Fault.

The application starts to load, but halfway through the progress bar freezes. A notice pops up on the screen saying something about a General Protection Fault. You don't know who General Fault is, or why he's inside the computer, but from the looks of him he's a mean son of a gun, and he's here to protect the system (from you).
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:
Unspecified Message

• The general punches you in the privates. Uf.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
Unspecified Message

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain <Scaling> experience.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• There's a Blog.Org for This
  

Notes

• Occurs when you choose "load" on There's a Blog.Org for This.

References

• Refers to General protection fault.
• Like General X, the image is that of General John Abizaid.