Difference between revisions of "Dense chip"

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dense chip
Plural: dense chips
This is what happens when someone goes through the desert (horse with no name optional) with a pocket full of large plax chips. Eventually, they get compressed into an ultra dense chip. They're dangerous objects, because if you go back to the desert with a pocket full of these chips, you run the risk of having the whole pile collapse in on itself. Best case you lose your chips, worse case you create a singularity.

So... um... don't go in the desert. And while you're at it, don't open the door, don't open the window, don't go near the park, and don't look in the basement.

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 10000

Seedy Casinos

• Buy at Platinum Pagoda Money Changers

References

• The item's name is a reference to the game Kingdom of Loathing in which the currency is "meat" and a 1,000 meat piece is a "dense meat".
• The description references the band America's song A Horse with No Name.
• Don't Open the Door!, Don't Open the Window, Don't Go Near the Park, and Don't Look in the Basement are all horror movies.