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Blue Crush

You are fighting Blue Crush.

The great debate about Blue Crush is whether his strength is only matched by his stupidity, or his stupidity is only matched by his strength. It's certainly a close call, either way.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Blue Crush shouts, "Blue Crush CRUSH!" and then does exactly that.
• Blue Crush crushes your head, no Kids in the Hall jokes involved.
• BC (yeah, it's a nickname) demonstrates another of his nicknames, "great blue whale," by doing one of those whale tricks where they launch themselves high in the air, turn gracefully, and then smash with tremendous force back into the water.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Blue Crush shouts, "Crush Blue BLUE!" There's an awkward moment while you both try to sort out what that was supposed to mean.
• BC tries crushing your head, but it's one of those silly "squeeze my fingers in front of my eye while standing at a distance from you" motions, and doesn't do much.
• Blue Crush's assault is disarmed when you ask, "So, uh, are you supposed to be some kind of soda, or something?"

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain some chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Blue's crushed velvet wristband (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Shiloh Sanatarium
  

This enemy is a static Villain.