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Kookoo the Klown

You are fighting Kookoo the Klown.

There are a lot of different types of clowns out there. Happy clowns, sad clowns, car clowns, silly clowns, rodeo clowns, demented clowns, and clowns of the purest evil. Guess which type Kookoo is?
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:
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• Someone feeds the Klown a bite of his favorite cereal, and he explodes into hyperactivity. When the dust settles, you're dinged up pretty good.
• Kookoo calls in an assault squad of consisting lots of clowns jammed into one tiny car. The squad runs you down, then has a fire drill where all the clowns get out, kick you once while you're down, and then all cram back in the car and drive off.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The clown scurries into the sewers and causes some nearby pipes to creak and groan in an ominous, sinister fashion. You're thoroughly spooked, but spooky can't actually hurt you here.
• He gets distracted by a box of his favorite cereal,frosted^[sic] coco-fruity marshmallow blasts^[sic], and can't do anything else.
• Kookoo should be attacking you, but sometimes (like now) he just can't help clowning around.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain some chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Kookoo's pie pitcher (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

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Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• The second miss message refers to the in-game frosted cocoa-fruity marshmallow blasts.