Difference between revisions of "Evil velour elephant"

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evil velour elephant

You are fighting an evil velour elephant.

These aren't pink elephants, and they aren't on parade. This is a single elephant, and it's pure evil.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The elephant remembers every mean thing you ever did to a stuffed animal, and it pays you back. With interest.
• Ever been stepped on by a five ton elephant? Well, now you have.
• The elephant shudders a little and then lets out a piercing trumpet blast with its trunk. (sonic) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The elephant lets out a loud trumpet blast with its trunk, which then leads to a swingin' jazz number, with some monkeys on clarinet.
• Ever been stepped on by a five ton elephant? No? Good. I would avoid such things if I were you.
• The elephant remembers all the mean things you did to toys, but also the snuggles you gave it. Aww.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 100 experience.

You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: caffeinated cloth (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: soft fabric (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• velour elephant
  

Notes

• Defeating 20 of these grants you The White Badge.