Template:Joke Day Convention drops

You got an item: aeropack

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You got an item: broadsword of amorphous hatred

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You got an item: Chinese takeout menu

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You got an item: cloak of limited visibility

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You got an item: colossal jawbreaker

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You got an item: crossbow stock

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You got an item: juggling clubs

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You got an item: motivational DVD

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You got an item: shotgun of volatile enmity

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You got an item: unrequited lovers' locket