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|desc=Kindling is neither kind nor from China. Discuss. | |||
Kindling is neither kind nor from China. Discuss. | |||
(As a side topic, you can debate whether assuming "Ling" is a Chinese name is acceptable or politically incorrect. Lengthy, outraged diatribes about the topic can be addressed to bgates at microsoft.com.) This is regular ol' kindling: a pile of little bits and pieces of wood. If you had a match you could start a fire with it. | (As a side topic, you can debate whether assuming "Ling" is a Chinese name is acceptable or politically incorrect. Lengthy, outraged diatribes about the topic can be addressed to bgates at microsoft.com.) This is regular ol' kindling: a pile of little bits and pieces of wood. If you had a match you could start a fire with it. | ||
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<TD>[[shattered protest sign]]</TD> | |||
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[[ | ==References== | ||
*"[Name] is neither [first part of name] nor [second part of name]. Discuss." is often used as an item description on [http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Main_Page Kingdom Of Loathing], which is in turn a reference of the [[Wikipedia:Saturday Night Live|SNL]] Coffee Talk sketches, where Mike Myers, as Linda Richman, would suggest a topic for her studio audience to discuss. | |||
Revision as of 20:40, 25 February 2008
kindling
Plural: Unknown
Kindling is neither kind nor from China. Discuss.
(As a side topic, you can debate whether assuming "Ling" is a Chinese name is acceptable or politically incorrect. Lengthy, outraged diatribes about the topic can be addressed to bgates at microsoft.com.) This is regular ol' kindling: a pile of little bits and pieces of wood. If you had a match you could start a fire with it.
Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 2
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How Obtained
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How Obtained
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shattered protest sign | shattered protest sign |
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References
- "[Name] is neither [first part of name] nor [second part of name]. Discuss." is often used as an item description on Kingdom Of Loathing, which is in turn a reference of the SNL Coffee Talk sketches, where Mike Myers, as Linda Richman, would suggest a topic for her studio audience to discuss.