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Ali C

You are fighting Ali C.

Ali C used to be a comedian. His schtick was that if low humor was brought low enough, it became high humor because it was so intentionally low. That may be true, but to everybody else he just seems crude and mean.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• Ali C wings some bling at you, leaving you both injured and infuriated.
• Ali C asks you a question that might be insightful or just idiotic. You give yourself a headache trying to figure it out. (psychic) damage
• Ali C elects for some physical humor.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Ali C wings some bling at you, but you know a thing or two about dodging.
• Ali C asks you a question that might be insightful or just idiotic. You elect to never think about it again.
• Ali C elects for some physical humor, but you have better moves than this clown college reject.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-27-216-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Ali C bling (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• Refers to Ali G, a fictional character played by Sacha Baron Cohen.