Loaded blaster

loaded blaster

You are fighting a loaded blaster.

No, don't go all Star Wars on me, this isn't a futuristic gun. It's just a guy who plays with dynamite all day long. He's really a pretty nice guy and all, it's just that he's a little hard of hearing (see: dynamite), and he's too tipsy to ask for clarification as to what he thinks you just said about his mother.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:
Unspecified Message

• You try to tell him you're sorry, but he won't stand for you badmouthing Eward Gorey.
• He tosses a live stick of dynamite into the bar. You manage to save the more-or-less innocent bystanders, but get a bit concussed in the process.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He gestures emphatically with a stick of dynamite, but it doesn't explode or anything. Everyone just backs up a few steps, you included.
• You try to tell him you're sorry, but he doesn't seem interested in listening to your story.
• He starts to light a stick of dynamite before you point out that you're in the middle of a bar. Apparently he's just an angry bomber, not a mad one.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain some chips.

You gain some experience.

You got an item: iron knuckles (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

100% weak to acid damage.

Locations

• Cannonball Tavern