Difference between revisions of "Mad science intern"

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mad science intern

You are fighting a mad science intern.

Now that she's landed a unpaid internship at one of the many evil corporations in Twilight, you'd think she could take a bit of a rest. But it turns out they've got her working nights defending their diabolical plans and fetching coffee.

Until her inventions can score her the mythical paid internship, she's going to be out here trying to beat you up with a rapidly-cooling coffee in one hand.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The intern starts wiring something to her phone when it rings so loudly nearby windows crack. She shrugs as though that wasn't exactly intended and packs her gear back up. X (sonic) damage
The intern tests out her new freeze ray on you. X (ice) damage
The intern has a sudden idea in the middle of combat and decides to assemble a power-seeking gun. It seems to work pretty well!

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The intern starts wiring something up when her phone rings. Apparently there's an emergency only she can help with, but since it's just the office needing more coffee, she's okay finishing the fight first.
The intern tests out her new freeze ray on you, but it looks like it still needs some work.
The intern has a sudden idea in the middle of combat and decides to assemble a power-seeking gun. It looks pretty dangerous, so you're glad you're keeping things street level.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified XP

You got an item: intern coffee (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: freeze ray plans (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: silencer (Unspecified Drop rate)