Practical joker

practical joker

You are fighting a practical joker.

This practical joker can dish it out, but he can't take it. Your attempts to return humor are met with violent outrage.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She hits you with a snowball that she's kept in the freezer since January. Joke's on you! damage+ (ice) damage
She positions a bucket so that when you approach the bucket tips and is supposed to drop paint on you. The bucket tips, and falls, hitting you in the head as well as coating you in paint. Joke's on you!
She stabs you with a retracting knife. Only it doesn't retract completely. Joke's on you! damage+ (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
Unspecified Message

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified chip drop

You gain 150-153 experience.

You got an item: zillion-chip piece (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Brad energy drink (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified