Karlos Voltron

Karlos Voltron

You are fighting Karlos Voltron.

This center fielder is actually assembled from a collection of five smaller center fielders. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but somehow it works.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He jolts you with what feels like a million volts using his special electrified bat.
• Voltron disassembles into his component parts, all of whom kick you with tiny (but very pointy) cleats. (electric) damage.
• As a member of the 30-30 club, he can both run you down and club you out of the park. Which he does, promptly.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He spends all of his time singing about how he can be centerfield. You don't bother pointing out that he is center field.
• Voltron's right arm detaches from the rest of the collective, and he has to coax the player back onto the team.
• He brags about being a member of the 30-30 club, but you best him with your 20/20 foresight.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain Level*2/3 experience.

You got an item: umpire's glasses (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Scalpel energy drink (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Frank's Ballpark
  

References

• The name is a reference to baseball player Carlos Beltrán.
• The description and the second hit message are references to the cartoon show Voltron, which was a giant robot made up of five smaller robots.
• The electrical damage on the second hit message attack is a play on the word "volt" in "Voltron".
• The first miss message is a reference to John Fogerty's song Centerfield.
• The 30-30 club a baseball term for players who have accomplished 30 home runs and 30 stolen bases in a single season.