Pax Verde squad captain
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| Pax Verde squad captain |
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You are fighting a Pax Verde squad captain.
This dude is more. More insane, more aggressive, more important, more committed, and more in need of being committed. This guy is the one giving orders, even though his orders are largely what the others would be doing anyway.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He barks a few orders, but the pun hurts more than the dogs.
- He throws a molotov cocktail at you, but it's a homeopathic molotov cocktail.
- He tells you all about the horror of global warming, but you just ignore him.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 63-94 chips.
You gain 75 experience.
You got an item: unleaded pipe 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Pax Verde life-time membership card 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were 50% resistant to Psychic damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
