Beer (dict)
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beer
n. "Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
Alternately, as part of a larger set known as "alcohol" it has been labeled "The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
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"The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" is a quote of Homer Simpson in the episode Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment.