The Malappropriator
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You are fighting The Malappropriator.
All good students of Latin should be able to concern The Malaproppriator's methodicals. He likes to appropriate possessives. And he's a bad parsonage, so he appropriates things that generalist happen to belong to other indivisibles.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He punches you in the jaw. You hope the large confusion that knots up on your jaw doesn't cause an abbess to form on one of your teeth.
- He wrenches your arm painfully. You hope your shoulder hasn't been relocated.
- The Malappropriator uses a knife to cut several decisions across your epidural. Your skin burns something fierce.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
Unspecified Message
- His intention is to illiterate you, to destroy you completely, but you remain quite literate.
- The Malappropriator attempts to apprehensive you, but you squirm away like a Nile allegory and remain free.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
Unspecified chip drop
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: Malappropriator hat placeholder 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
Notes
- Encountered in The Docks.
References
- Malapropism is the substitution of a word for a word with a similar sound, in which the resulting phrase makes no sense.
- The last miss message refers to a well known Malapropism from Richard Brinsley Sheridan's play The Rivals: "...she's as headstrong as an allegory on the banks of Nile." The quote is of the character Mrs. Malaprop, who is the source of the term Malapropism.
