Captain Capsaicin, the Cayenne Crusader
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| Captain Capsaicin, the Cayenne Crusader |
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You are fighting Captain Capsaicin, the Cayenne Crusader.
Normally words like "captain" or "crusader" are reserved for heroes, but Cappy Capi used to be a hero, back in the day. He turned to evil when he lost one battle too many against his nemesis Livia la Frostheim--the battle for his heart.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The Cayenne Crusader applies his famous Cayenne Crunch. You don't know which is worse: the burning or the crushing. (fire)[sic] (fire) damage
- Cappy Capi fries you with his patented Habanero headbutt, causing your entire head to burst into flames. (fire)[sic] (fire) damage
- CC catches you with his tried-and-true Ancho Ouchie. Ouchie indeed!! (fire)[sic] (fire) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The Cayenne Crusader reaches deep into his repertoire and goes for a Szechuan Scrambler, but he can't quite generate enough Scovilles to make it work.
- CC attempts to complete a Habanero Headbutt, but it comes out more like a Hatch Green Chile Headbutt. Your scalp starts to sweat a little, but that's about it.
- Cappy Capi tries a Jalapeno Jab, but the failed alliteration makes it fizzle.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-86-187-? chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: Cappy Capi's cayenne cape 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were 50% resistant to fire damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
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This enemy is a wandering Villain. |
