A.P.C.

You are fighting an A.P.C..

This is an A.P.C. That probably stands for armored personnel carrier, but I suppose it could also be Any Prized Chocolate or Anti-Perambulatory Contraption. You never know with the army.

Hit messages:

   * Your opponent attacks ... He hits you for X damage 

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Critical hit message:

Miss messages:

   * Your opponent attacks ... and misses. 

Fumble messages:

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!