User:Entry
Who is Entry?
Name: Not disclosed
I'm All Mental (Entry)
Deep in the Depths of Entry's Mind, you find yourself facing a massive door with a large sign next to it that says: "WARNING: Secret Laboratory. DO NOT ENTER." You were never one to pay attention to the signage from your average super entry, and you're not about to start now.
Unfortunately, the door is really secure. Really, really secure. Unluckily, you have no Key Card to this. Knowing your superhero tendencies, you can only assume trying to find away around it can work right?
- Nah, let's wait a bit. So you did and you decide you aren't quite ready for this, so you pocket yourself away from this mind and wander off. Maybe next time.
- Yes, let's end this, You're able and you're ready. With a cocky grin, you try this and that
...which causes the floor to open up under your feet. And things were going so well until now...
The long slide thru the dimensional rabbit hole would probably be pretty awesome in a theme park, your back yard (if your apartment had one), or really, anywhere but in the depths of an mental mind. You try really hard to yell "whee!" as you slide down it, but you're pretty sure what you're yelling wouldn't be allowed on prime-time television.
Eventually, the slide deposits you onto a large rubber room, like some kind of bouncy castle only sealed on all sides with no entry doors ('More Door!'). Unlike a kid's pizza place party room, you're immediately jumped by dozens of cannibals(?) who chew on you and all your stuff stripping it off you and strap you down on a freezing metal table and place a mouth guard in your mouth. You dont think this is going to be good, and you found out your right as electricity surges thru you
"Oh, come on," you shout, "Stealing equipment is just a lazy way to artificially inflate a thingie's difficulty!" You struggle against the metal bonds, trying to figure a way out while also gazing longingly at your equipment, all in a neat bundle duct taped to the ceiling, not 20 feet and 12 feet up away.
You continue to struggle, trying desperately to stop the 'treatment'. Assuming, of course, that you get out of here.
The light in the room starts to drop almost instantly, and soon it's too dark and pointless to even bother with trying to get away. You're kind of out of it and things swirl away looking vaguely like this.
| What you dont see: EVERYTHING |
