Woof Woof

After walking around so much, your feet are just killing you and you need to take a break. Sure, you're a hero and you're used to ... um ... swashbuckling? I dunno, whatever it is you do in that freaky outfit. Anyway, walking a convention hall is different, okay? Quit pointing out inconsistencies! Look, if you quit looking at me like that, someone will walk over and give you some free convention loot. Deal?

You got an item: aeropack

or

You got an item: broadsword of amorphous hatred

or

You got an item: cloak of limited visibility

or

You got an item: colossal jawbreaker

or

You got an item: crossbow stock

or

You got an item: juggling clubs

or

You got an item: motivational DVD

or

You got an item: quasidimensional gloves

or

You got an item: registry cleaner software

or

You got an item: shotgun of volatile enmity

or

You got an item: unrequited lovers' locket

Location(s)

• Joke Day Convention