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This is a large deck of cards, each one blank except for a single typed statement. Each and every statement is written with terminological inexactitude. Prevarication that is; fiction, myth. I'm talking pure balderdash. This pack dies like the level ... lies like the devil!

Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 20

Usable
Combat Usable

Drop Locations

Dank and Rusty Maze

When Used

You pluck a card out of the deck and read it. It says:

Don't give up! Your opponent has a weakness ...

or

Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.

or

Watch his Bull Charge!

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You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn it people like you.

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If I were you I'd be done by now.

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I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

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You deserve a raise.

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If you type "oink" in chat it opens up a special pig level.

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This guy totally wants to be friends.

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You don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment.

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This card good for one level-up at the Heroes' Guild.

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Join the Nintendo fun club today! (your name).

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No, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Not at all.

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Everything is fine. Really.

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This deck comes with a satisfaction guarantee and a money-back warranty.

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(your name) is the coolest hero name ever. Seriously.

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I didn't do it.

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I hear there's a merit badge for beating yourself up.

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There's a check in the mall for you.

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or in combat

You wouldn't be in this situation if you were a better person.

Usable multiple times

Final use message

Oops! Looks like that's the last card in the deck. (Number of uses is currently unknown)

References

• The name of this item is a spoonerism on "pack of lies".
• "I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." is a famous quote by the character Wimpy in the comics Thimble Theater and Popeye.
• "Give him a fast uppercut when he is stunned.", "Watch his Bull Charge!" and "Join the Nintendo fun club today!" are quotes from the Nintendo game Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!.