MechaPinata stampede

MechaPinata stampede

You are fighting the MechaPinata stampede.

The clip clop of hollow hooves soon grows deafening as a stampede of MechaPinatas bears down on you. Sadly, there isn't a cliff nearby you can pretend they're jumping off of.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The MechaPinatas recreate the famed "Running of the Pinatas." Except this time, the pinatas win.
• The MechaPinata stampede... you can see where this is going.
• The stampede crushes you and an ice cream truck together into a mess of twisted metal and frozen confections. damage+ (ice) damage

They hit you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! They hit you for X damage.

Miss messages:
Unspecified Message

• The MechaPinata stampede... you can see where this is going. Yup, they sit down and start trimming their unruly paper mache manes.
• The stampede crushes an ice cream truck into a mess of twisted metal and frozen confections. Noooooooooooooooo!

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! They takes X damage.

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• League Battlefield