Thunder

Thunder

You are fighting Thunder.

Loud, brassy, and violent, Thunder stands between you and escape.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

Thunder says something, but it takes a second before you hear the crash. Hmm, Lightning must be close too. (sonic) damage
Thunder throws a car into a packed parking lot, just to enjoy the resulting alarms. (sonic) damage
You wouldn't think Thunder would enjoy dubstep, but the deafening wubs tell a different tale. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Thunder says something, but it takes like fifteen seconds before you hear the rumble. Lightning must be clear across town.
Thunder throws a car, but you catch it and put it back down. You know how bad losing your car is. Never again.
You wouldn't think Thunder would enjoy dubstep, but you barely avoid his deafening wubs.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 115 experience.

You got an item: shadow orb (30.4 ± 3.5%)
You got an item: Thunder's cat shirt (31 ± 3.5%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to sonic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.