ZOM-Z primate

ZOM-Z primate

You are fighting a ZOM-Z primate.

What would a petting zoo be without a cybernetically-enhanced rampaging primate? Other than safe and able to get insurance, I mean.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The primate momentarily convinces you that he's a telepathic gorilla. You feel pretty silly afterwards. (psychic) damage
• The primate beats his chest and howls. Ouch, they must have installed subwoofers with the rest of the enhancements. (sonic) damage
• The primate slams you with a massive piston-fist that seems completely inappropriate for a petting zoo.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The primate tries to convince you that he's a telepathic gorilla, but you know better than to fall for that one.
• He beats his chest and howls, but you aren't impressed.
• The primate tries to punch you with its massive piston-fist, but knocks down part of the petting zoo's fence instead.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: sleeping monkey (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: sleeping gorilla (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: sleeping fire ant (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: banana pepper (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Petting Zoo
  

Notes

• At the end of each round of combat,

• If you neither attacked nor used a damaging spell

The animals stir uneasily, but you manage to keep the battle pretty quiet.

• If you attacked or used a damaging spell

The noise of your fight wakes up several animals that trample you for X damage.

or, if you did sonic damage:

Uh oh! Looks like the noise woke the animals... the X damage of angry, trampling animals.

followed by

The trampling animals really make a mess of the battle. It's hard to land a solid hit.