Talk:Frank's Ballpark
just getting a jump on it --Reaper 20:59, 20 October 2008 (MST)
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Oh no! A team of prison-yard baseballers, The Boston Stranglers, has broken out of jail and taken over Frank's Ballpark near St. Anne Park in Downtown Twilight. They're holding the entire facility hostage in an attempt to derail the World Series. Can you help stop them?
Inning 1, 0 outs
Karlos Voltron
You are fighting Karlos Voltron.
This center fielder is actually assembled from a collection of five smaller center fielders. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but somehow it works.
- hit and misses
Your opponent attacks ... He jolts you with what feels like a million volts using his special electrified bat. He hits you for 29 damage.
Drops: catcher's mask, scalpel energy drink
Inning 1, 1 out
Schnozzie Smith
You are fighting Schnozzie Smith.
This shortstop is known as the wizard of Schnoz. His nose is acrobatic, but his glove is sick. He turns goo. He can pick it with the best of them.
- hit and misses
Your opponent attacks ... He stops you short with a punch to the gut. He hits you for 33 damage.
Your opponent attacks ... You try to dodge out of his way, but the umpire calls you out for leaving the basepaths, and gives Schnozzie a free hit. He hits you for 21 damage.
Your opponent attacks ... He nearly hits you, but he stops short.
Your opponent attacks ... He has to stop to have a major sneezing fit. With a schnoz like that, it knocks him over.
Drops umpire's glasses, baseball
Inning 1, 2 outs
You are fighting Albert Cujos.
Named after a prince and a rabid dog, this thug of a first baseman with the mug of a brute is nearly foaming at the mouth to put you out.
- hits and misses
Your opponent attacks ... Hobbled by some unpronounceable foot injury, he can't catch up to you when you run away. Guess that's why this guy normall just stands there at first base.
Your opponent attacks ... For some reason you're forced to run to where he's standing, even though Albert's waiting for you with a baseball. He hits you when you get there. He hits you for 17 damage.
Drops umpire's glasses and baseball
Inning 2, 0 outs
Don Uggler
You are fighting Don Uggler.
This second baseman tops the list of the ugliest player on the ugliest team in the second ugliest league in prison baseball.
- hits and misses
Your opponent attacks ... You start to understand where his name comes from when he hits you with an ugly left hook, and then follows through with a right that's even uggler. Uh, uglier. He hits you for 36 damage.
Your opponent attacks ... He tries for a double play, but you slide in with your legs up, and he has to leap aside.
Your opponent attacks ... The Don calls come of his cronies in to rough you up. Sometimes "Don" isn't just a name, it's a rank. He hits you for 30 damage.
Your opponent attacks ... He stabs you with a marlin spike. You object that there's no fishing in baseball, but he doesn't care. He hits you for 32 damage.
Drops cleats and baseball
