Wavejumper

Wavejumper

You are fighting Wavejumper.

The Wavejumper model relies more on reflex and speed than cautious planning to race across the water. Waves aren't the only thing he jumps: he's also jumping to the conclusion that you're looking for a fight.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The Wavejumper is supposed to be on the way to intercept OmegaTron and attempt an assassination, but as soon as he sees you he can't resist wasting his one good shot on you instead. Good for OmegaTron, bad for you.
• The Wavejumper skips over top of a wave and lands directly on you.
• You and the jetski act out a round of "jetski and manatee." He plays the jetski, you're the manatee.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He asks if you'd like to play this new boardgame he's designed, but you beg off with a deadpan, "Yeah, I just don't really feel like it right now."
• The robot attacks you. You're only a hop, skip, and a jump away, but he can't handle the hop or the skip.
• The Wavejumper skips over several nearby Aquassons to get to you, but this time he's really jumped the shark.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain <scaling> experience.

You got an item: paddlebot logo (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: cybertronium (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Row vs. Wade Battlefield
  
• Fighting Robots
  

• Might be a reference to Waverider of the Transformers.