Smudged sweater

smudged sweater

It's a good thing that this sweater is pretty well padded, because the outside is pretty dirty, and you want to keep that dirt as far away from your skin as possible. Why not just wash the shirt? "Damn it, Jim," you say (Jim? Who's Jim?) "I'm a hero, not a washing machine!"

Shirt
Power: 22
Level Required: 3
Autosell value: 40

+5 defense

References

-The line "Damn it, Jim," you say (Jim? Who's Jim?) "I'm a hero, not a washing machine!" id a reference to the comedy of Jim Gaffigan. Gaffigan has a distinguishable habit of speaking for the audience and expressing their confusion at the mention of unintroduced characters. He also has a joke about greeting cards and their triteness. "'Happy Birthday! you couldn't think of that yourself?' 'I'm not a slogan-machine!"

-The line "Damn it, Jim," you say (Jim? Who's Jim?) "I'm a hero, not a washing machine!" is a reference to the original Star Trek television series. When the main protagonist, Captain James Kirk, would ask something difficult of Dr. "Bones" McCoy, McCoy would often respond, "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a [noun appropriate to the situation]."