Mister Citrus

Mister Citrus

You are fighting Mister Citrus.

Other pseudonyms include: The Juicer, Freshy Fruit, Mister Smoothee, The Juicemaster, Juicebox C, No Gin in my Juice, Vitamin C is for Crime, the Caustic Criminal, and "hey, buddy, you got juice in my eye!"
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He perpetrates a drive-by fruiting with a grapefruit. A frozen grapefruit. (acid) damage
• He squirts lemon juice in your eye. It burns! (acid) damage
• He hits you with a banana. He hits you with a banana. He hits you with a banana. He hits you with a banana. He hits you with a banana. He hits you with a banana. He hits you with a banana. He hits you with a banana. He hits you with a banana. He hits you with an orange. Orange you glad he ran out of bananas? (acid) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He attacks. The power of the orange leaves you super clean and smelling fresh!
• He squirts lemon juice at you, but you've got a glass and sugar and can thus make lemonade.
• He lobs fruit at you, but he's down to a few old grapes. Nothing to be worried about.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-56-80-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: the undiet soda (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

Notes

Encountered in A renegade robot hive, Nearby slums, Row vs. Wade Battlefield, Your neighborhood