Great Scottish kilt
great Scottish kilt
Plural: Unknown
Great Scott that's a great skirt! Wait, no, it's a kilt, right? Hard to say ... what's really the difference anyway? Now to stop skirting the issue I'll say this kilt has something special about it, something both alluring (in a flouncy way--hm, maybe it is a skirt?) and aggravating. Really aggravating. Seems like everyone from Spaniards to Kurgans wants to challenge you to a duel.
But if we stop skirting the perimeter of the matter and get right to the heart of the haggis--er, stomach?--you'll find that it makes your telling blows even tellier. Tellifying? Whatever. It'll help you with the gathering. Of your focus. You know, where two men enter the duel, and one man leaves. No, where one will stand and one will fall.
Wait, that's not right. I'm going to start over.
October 2010 Item of the Month
Pants
Power: 50
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
+10 foe toughness.
+5% chance of critical hits.**
Spectacular critical hits.
Allows use of the Flounce skill 5x per day.
** Fumble and critical hit values are capped at +/- 20%.
How Obtained
- Available for 10 silver stars during October of 2010.
- Available for 10 silver stars during October of 2010.
When equipped grants a combat skill Flounce (1 PP), which causes a retreat from the fight without loss of time:
- You flounce and twirl in your kilt, or skirt, or whatever. The spinning causes you[sic] flash a healthy dose of shin, knee, and thigh. Your opponent is intrigued, despite himself, and pauses a moment to get a good look. You take that opportunity to run quickly in the opposite direction, making a hasty retreat.
or
- As you flounce in your great Scottish legwear, whatever you want to call it, you flash a bit more than a normal hero might reveal under normal circumstances. Your opponent doesn't really want to have anything to do with that kind of thing, and averts its eyes. You take that opportunity to run quickly in the opposite direction, and escape into the night.
or after using it five times:
- You've used up all of the skirt's (or kilt's) flounciness for one day. No wiles will let you escape this day. You're going to have to fight your way out.
Notes
- When bought: The shopkeeper takes the 10 silver stars and gives you a plaid kilt, or skirt, or whatever it is. It's plaid, that's for sure.
