Ultracentrifugal shorts

Item Number: 1778
Description ID: 87559344
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ultracentrifugal shorts
Plural: pairs of ultracentrifugal shorts
Okay, for the last time, "centrifugal force" is not a misnomer. It really exists. Centripetal force and centrifugal force are two different things. That's why they're call "centrifuges" and not "centripetals".

What this has to do with a pair of sweet shorts is just another mystery for the ages.

Pants
Power: 1
Level Required: 4
Autosell value: 200

Infinitesimally increased odds of finding an ultra-rare.
Moderately increased odds of finding nonseizium.
+5% chance of enemy fumbles**

How Obtained

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	nonseizium	denim pants
	ultracentrifugal shorts