Alchemist

alchemist

You are fighting a alchemist.

In this day and age, it takes a certain sort of person to throw the reliable science of chemistry out the window in place of the unreliable mysticism of alchemy. Such a person as this unreliable woman, who wants to throw you out the same window that chemistry went out long ago.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

(fire) damage
(ice) damage
(acid) damage

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 169-282 chips.

You gain 225 experience.

You got an item: lion pill (19.8 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: low pill (19.7 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: golden powder (29.4 ± 1.1%)
You got an item: xentrium ingot (5.7 ± 0.5%)
You got an item: pulchritudinous panacea (22.3 ± 1%)