Car cracker
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| car cracker |
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You are fighting a car cracker.
This guy isn't really a carjacker because he only takes cars when people aren't in them. And while car hacker might apply the car modding community insists hacker is supposed to be a good term, and "car cracker" is the acceptable pejorative for a modern-day car thief.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He lights a road flare, but you remind him the minimum is actually fifteen. He grumbles and goes to look for some more.
- He tries to crack you, but you've been keeping everything up to date.
- He takes a swing at you with a tire iron, but you dodge straight into the sand trap. Wait? What game are we playing again?
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 8-13 chips.
You gain 5 experience.
You got an item: spark plug 
(20.8 ± 1.2%)
You got an item: road flare 
(24.6 ± 1.3%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to sonic damage.
Locations
References
- The description refers to the "Hacker" subculture, and the way members of the computer "Hacker" community differentiate themselves from computer "crackers".
