Simulated Feline
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Oooooooh, an adorable kitty is caught up in a tree! Better go save it!
Wait... now that you think of it, you remember hearing reports that Hero Dash purchased some cybercats from a cancelled Twilight Intelligence Agency project. So it might be more dangerous than it looks.
At least that probably explains why the caterwauling is loud enough to break glass. The preternaturally sharp claws are probably going to be a problem too.
- If you've selected Hush little kitty but not Trim its claws:
You've managed to make the cat M decibels quieter.
- If you've selected Trim its claws but not Hush little kitty:
You've managed to make the cat N razors less sharp.
- If you've selected both Hush little kitty and Trim its claws:
You've made the cat M decibels quieter and N razors less sharp.
Options:
- Hush little kitty
- Trim its claws
- Get that cat!
- Maybe later
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Results
If you chose Hush little kitty:
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Naturally Nurturing
You try to convince the cat to stop yowling so much. It seems to be a robot, so shaking the treat bag doesn't seem to help. You're probably stuck making cooing noises and hoping you're the one person it likes.
- If you ???:
You're so naturally nurturing enough that the cat quiets down... not entirely, because it's still a cat and it can't be seen to bow to another's will, but a lot. Nearby workers thank you loudly, apparently a little deafened themselves.
- Makes cat 3 decibels quieter
- If you ???:
You're naturally nurturing enough to quiet the cat down quite a bit. Nearby workers thank you loudly, apparently a little deafened themselves.
- Makes cat 2 decibels quieter
- Otherwise:
You convince the cat to yowl a bit less, but you're not naturally nurturing enough to really get it to quiet down.
- Makes cat 1 decibel quieter
If you chose Trim its claws:
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Shave and a Claw Cut
Okay, you just have to climb up the tree and trim it's claws. Neither of those has ever ended badly.
- If you ???:
You carefully climb up and trim the claws with precision and grace and yowling.
- Makes cat 2 razors less sharp
- Otherwise:
You carefully climb up and trim the claws. You don't really have the accuracy for anything fancy.
- Makes cat 1 razor less sharp
If you chose Get that cat!:
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Come On Down!
You try to coax the kitty down from the tree and, failing that, head up there to bring it down firefighter-style.
- If you know Telekinesis:
You bring the cat down with the power of your mind, only getting clawed for X damage. That doesn't stop the wailing, though, which still deals Y damage.
- Otherwise:
You haul down the cat as it scratches you for X damage and howls for Y damage. Man, if only you could pull it down with the power of your mind or something.
- If you are defeated:
But that's all you have in you.
- If this is the first completed trial of the Dash:
The booth right after the event offers you a drink.
You got an item: Water Drinkadile 
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You got an item: Garlic Drinkadile
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You got an item: Lavender Drinkadile
- If this is the second completed trial of the Dash:
The booth right after the event offers you some refreshment.
You got an item: Hero Dash nuts 
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You got an item: Hero Dash licorice 
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You got an item: Hero Dash expresso 
- If this is the third completed trial of the Dash:
You've finished today's Hero Dash in <amount of time taken>. Congratulations!
If you chose Maybe later:
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Fight Now, Dash Later
No time for dashing right now, you've got crime to fight!
- Does not consume time
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Notes
- X is ?
- Y is ?
