Over-zealous teetotaler
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You are fighting a over-zealous teetotaler.
You head to the bar to ask for a glass of water. Before you can take a sip, a man lunges at you. You understand not wanting people to drink too much, but there are limits!
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- You're pretty sure he got the 2nd and 18th Amendments confused somehow, adding a little Old West ambience to the dive bar with his gunshots. damage + (sonic) damage
- You stop in the middle of the fight for a nice cool glass of water, but he slaps it out of your hands! Jerk. (psychic) damage
- The teetotaler goes after you with an empty bottle. You're not sure if the irony is intentional or not.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- You're pretty sure he got the 2nd and 18th Amendments confused somehow, but can't find any bears to arm.
- You stop in the middle of the fight for a nice cool glass of water. Hey, even heroes are allowed to troll people sometimes. And keeping hydrated is important.
- The teetotaler goes after you with an bottle before you point out you might accidentally drink the last few drops and he recoils in horror.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 20 experience.
You got an item: total tea 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You finally get that glass of water, though, regaining ?-3-5-? PP.
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
