Impractical jokester
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You are fighting an impractical jokester.
She's finds just about anything outrageously funny, but she's not particularly good at executing jokes because her plans are always so outrageous. They're also sometimes a little dangerous. You don't even want to know what she's planning to do with those roman candles.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She stabs you with a retracting knife. Only it doesn't retract completely. Joke's on you!
- She positions a bucket so that when you approach the bucket tips and is supposed to drop paint on you. The bucket tips, and falls, hitting you in the head as well as coating you in paint. Joke's on you! (psychic) damage
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
Unspecified Message
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
Unspecified chip drop
Unspecified XP
You got an item: zillion-chip piece 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Brad energy drink 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Vulnerable to sonic, remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
