Slick thug

slick thug

You are fighting a slick thug.

Something slithers up doubt of the ark--up out of the dark, that is, and you brace yourself for another thick slug, but you find yourself facing a slick thug instead.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• With a dashing smirk he gives you a smashing dirk ... smashing right into your arm, that is.
• He bunches you in the pack, then punches you in the back.
• He blows his nose in your general direction. And he knows his blows in a much more specific location--on you!

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The thug lunges at you but then backs off and cakes out a tomb--takes out a comb--so that he can home his care. Er, comb his hair.
• He attacks you, but the assault is packing lunch. Er, lacking punch.
• He pulls out a foldin' knife, but a song played on an olden fife is more pleasant than painful.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 20-30 chips.

You gain 25 experience.

You got an item: lack of pies (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: leather pants (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Dank and Rusty Maze
  

Notes

• Occurs only while wearing skeptic sandals.