Practical joker

practical joker

You are fighting a practical joker.

This practical joker can dish it out, but he can't take it. Your attempts to return humor are met with violent outrage.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

You point up in the air and shout, "Look out!" He kicks you while your defenses are down.
You try to play "got your nose" but he nearly breaks your thumb trying to get it back.
You pretend to pull a chip out of his ear, and offer it to him. He punches you in the face. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

You flip your eyelids inside out, and he backs off in disgust.
You do the detached thumb trick, and he gets a little freaked out. Guess he's never seen that one before.
You tell him to look out behind him. He refuses, so you let him get knocked over by a passing bicyclist.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain <scaling, max 300> experience.

You got an item: zillion-chip piece (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Brad energy drink (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified