Karlos Voltron
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You are fighting Karlos Voltron.
This center fielder is actually assembled from a collection of five smaller center fielders. It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but somehow it works.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He jolts you with what feels like a million volts using his special electrified bat.
- Voltron disassembles into his component parts, all of whom kick you with tiny (but very pointy) cleats. (electric) damage.
- As a member of the 30-30 club, he can both run you down and club you out of the park. Which he does, promptly.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He spends all of his time singing about how he can be centerfield. You don't bother pointing out that he is center field.
- Voltron's right arm detaches from the rest of the collective, and he has to coax the player back onto the team.
- He brags about being a member of the 30-30 club, but you best him with your 20/20 foresight.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain Level*2/3 experience.
You got an item: umpire's glasses 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: Scalpel energy drink 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
References
- The name is a reference to baseball player Carlos Beltrán.
- The description and the second hit message are references to the cartoon show Voltron, which was a giant robot made up of five smaller robots.
- The electrical damage on the second hit message attack is a play on the word "volt" in "Voltron".
- The first miss message is a reference to John Fogerty's song Centerfield.
- The 30-30 club a baseball term for players who have accomplished 30 home runs and 30 stolen bases in a single season.