Unborn technician
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You are fighting an unborn technician.
Depending on who you talk to, these guys either sit around all day drinking coffee and laughing at "lusers," or they're the only reason the place hasn't collapsed in on itself. Either way, you interrupted his break, so he's gonna break you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He screams "RTFM" at you, and promptly smacks you across the face with said manual.
- He throws his scalding hot coffee in your face, and then complains about you making him waste it. damage+ (fire) damage
- He gets all BOFH on you. You're not sure what that means, but it seems to involve him crushing your will to live. damage+ (psychic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He screams "RTFM" at you. Luckily you did, and you yell "STFU" back.
- He tries to throw scalding hot coffee in your face, but you threaten to sue him about it.
- He gets all BOFH on you, but you threaten to call the AAAAA for his constant use of XTLAs.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-56-76-? chips.
You gain 76 experience.
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
