Brutish man

You are fighting a brutish man.

"Hulking" doesn't begin to describe this figure. He's got muscles you've never heard of that are larger than your biceps. His weapon looks like it used to be a street lamp, or maybe a telephone pole.

Your opponent attacks ... The brute approaches you with his weapon pulled back, but you taunt him with "Swing batter, batter swing!" and throw his timing off. His attack whooshes harmlessly in front of you.

Your opponent attacks ... The muscular figure tries to grab you, but his bulky muscles prevent him from pulling his arms together enough. You slip through as he struggles against himself.

You gain 90-120 chips.

You gain 103 experience.

You got an item: tattered shorts