Three-speed bicycle shorts (first gear)
three-speed bicycle shorts (first gear)
Plural: three-speed bicycle shorts
The newest rage in bicyclist clothing technology is clothes that change speeds with your bike! After all, if the same clothes that you wear around the house aren't good enough to wear when you're exercising, then by extension the shorts you wear when taking a leisurely cruise shouldn't match the shorts you'd wear when pedaling up a mountain.
There's a dial on the waistband for setting the speed of the shorts. Currently they're in first gear. This is the slowest speed, but you get to relax and enjoy life. You might not quite be able to smell the roses, but you can certainly pick them out as you glide slowly past.
July 2009 Item of the Month
Pants
Power: 25
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
-5 seconds to the duration of each turn***
+10 dodging ability
Gain XP as a function of level (currently +X XP per turn).
Can be set to two other speeds.
How Obtained
- Available for 10 silver stars during July of 2009.
Use three-speed bicycle shorts (high gear)
Level 5 or above:
You dial up the speed on your shorts. They're clearly much faster now.
You got an item: three-speed bicycle shorts (second gear) 
Using multiple: Unspecified
Below level 5:
You're pretty sure you couldn't handle these shorts if they were at a higher gear, so you decide not to take any chances.
Notes
- X is 1*Level, capped at 10.
