Los Ramónes
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| Los Ramónes |
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You are fighting Los Ramónes.
It's not every day where you meet a band whose members all have the same name, and this is no exception. Óscar, Paulo, and Herschel just pretend that their first name is actually Ramón. One thing is clear: they seem to think you want to be sedated, and their blitzkrieg style attack is designed to bop you on the head and leave you senseless.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 14-31 chips.
You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.
You got an item: bandolier 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: band-aid 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandana 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandwagon 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
