Aristocrats of Base
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| Aristocrats of Base |
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You are fighting Aristocrats of Base.
Look out! These techno women have already mixed it up with an acid jazz band, and they're going exothermic! (That means they're potentially explosive, for those of you who aren't chemistry literate.) Anyway, it's clear these gals have a negative ion you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
- The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
- The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.
They hit you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! They hit you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
- They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
- The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! They takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 14-31 chips.
You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.
You got an item: bandolier 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: band-aid 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandana 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bandwagon 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: banned book 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
