The Baroness
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You are fighting The Baroness.
Did you know that barons and baronesses are 50% more likely to be evil than other noble peers, such as a duke or a viscount? It's true. They're second only to counts and countesses for sheer perfidy.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She pokes you with her cigarette holder. It's surprisingly painful.
- The Baroness kicks you with her stiletto heels. All baronesses wear stiletto heels.
- The Baroness doesn't even lift a finger. She's got underlings to take care of you. They do their job quietly and efficiently.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She pokes you with her cigarette holder, but the unlit cigarette on the end softens the blow.
- She tries to kick you, but stumbles off balance because of her ridiculous stiletto heels.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
Unspecified chip drop
Unspecified XP
You got an item: The Baroness's stiletto heels 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
Notes
- Encountered in An Ark of Anarchy and Triassic Park and Bestiary.