The Ticketmaster

The Ticketmaster

You are fighting The Ticketmaster.

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Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

The Ticketmaster grants you entrance to a feature presentation of pain, and follows it up with a fifteen percent facilitation surcharge of anguish.
The Ticketmaster demands to see your ticket. When you don't have one he throws you out the window.
The Ticketmaster demands to see your ticket. Being clever, you pull out a random piece of paper and wave it at him. The ticketmaster inspects the "ticket" and "validates it" by punching a hole in your hand.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

The Ticketmaster demands to see your ticket. when you don't have one he tries to throw you out the window, but there isn't one handy. You slip free before he decides a door might work as well.
The Ticketmaster offers a double feature of pain and anguish, but you don't have that much time so you decide to do something else instead.
The Ticketmaster demands to see your ticket. Being clever, you pull out a random piece of paper and wave it at him. The ticketmaster inspects the "ticket" and lets you go.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-136-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: Ticketmaster placeholder (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified