The Baroness

The Baroness

You are fighting The Baroness.

Did you know that barons and baronesses are 50% more likely to be evil than other noble peers, such as a duke or a viscount? It's true. They're second only to counts and countesses for sheer perfidy.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• She pokes you with her cigarette holder. It's surprisingly painful.
• The Baroness kicks you with her stiletto heels. All baronesses wear stiletto heels.
• The Baroness doesn't even lift a finger. She's got underlings to take care of you. They do their job quietly and efficiently.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• She pokes you with her cigarette holder, but the unlit cigarette on the end softens the blow.
• She tries to kick you, but stumbles off balance because of her ridiculous stiletto heels.
• The Baroness tells her underlings to take care of you and wanders off; naturally the servants botch everything.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified chip drop

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: The Baroness's stiletto heels (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

Notes

• Encountered in An Ark of Anarchy, Base Outskirts, Cannonball Tavern, Castle Hundenswein, City of Lost Robots, Shiloh Sanatarium, The Depths of Space, The Farthest Reaches of Insanity, Triassic Park and Bestiary.