Surly bowler
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You are fighting an elderly bowler.
She may not look like much, but she's been bowling since before you were born. Advice: strike hard and often, and avoid the splits.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She pins you in a gutter and pummels you. It's pretty foul.
- She feints with her left. You dodge, and she hits you with her right. Apparently she's got a nasty hook.
- She knocks you completely over with her ball. That's going to leave a mark.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She frames up to hit you, but at the last second decides to spare you.
- She rolls the ball at you, but she throws granny-style, so it's not going fast enough to hurt.
- She tries to bowl you over, but you dodge down the alley. With her bowling shoes on she can't keep up.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 6-9 chips.
You gain 7 experience.
You got an item: SQUID disc: Forgotten Etiquette 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.