The Best Offense

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The Best Offense

You are fighting The Best Offense.

These guys tenaciously follow the old adage about the best offense, and they're bringing it to play against you.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • They all band together, pull out a giant rubber band, and smack it against your skin.
  • The band turns up a loudspeaker and blasts you with a deafening chord. (sonic) damage
  • The band smashes a guitar over your head, shattering it. The guitar, not your head. Though it's pretty close with your head, too.



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • They try to rock your world, but you roll to the side and dodge.
  • The band tries to blast you with music, but the acoustic instruments don't get nearly loud enough.
  • The band tries to submit you to their worst riot impression, but it's a quiet riot, and mostly harmless.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain 12-31 chips.

You gain (Level*8, cap 250) experience.

You got an item: band-aid Band-aid.gif (15.2 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandana Bandana.gif (14.9 ± 0.8%)
You got an item: bandolier Bandolier.gif (15.9 ± 0.9%)
You got an item: bandwagon Bandwagon.gif (3.1 ± 0.4%)
You got an item: banned book Manual.gif (3 ± 0.4%)





Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.


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