Drat cat

drat cat

You are fighting ??? drat cat.

Even better than the cat that got the canary is the cat that gets chauffeured around on an artist's palette by a flock of orange balloons. Unless that cat is a metaphor for the weight of traffic pulling your network down, in which case it's a disappointing sight indeed.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:
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??? hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! {{{pronoun}}} hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
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Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! {{{pronoun}}} takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

Unspecified XP

Known resistances/weaknesses

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Locations

• There's a Blog.Org for This
  

Notes

• Occurs when you choose "telnet" or "ftp" on There's a Blog.Org for This.